Shang chi throws a skull outta a window

And fights bad guys on a really high floor

With no regard for the people on the street below

Is this what we expect from a Marvel hero?

LOL JK

Their parents do the whole DDLJ thing - which makes me think, did DDLJ start off that slow motion courtship Bollywood-ian dance and song sequence thing in Chinese movies in 1995?

Ta-lo , their ancestral mystical mythical village , is like a refresher course in Fantastic beasts and where to find them, with all sorts of magical creatures like Ben Kinglsey’s Morris the chicken pig

After armor upgrades and training montages and heart to hearts, our heroes are ready and suited up for the final battle, and non-GoT game of thrones dragons are going to be awesomax

Flashback: Wenwu brings shang chi along to be witness to the carnage the ten rings can bring

Shang chi converts 5 of the ten rings like the monks did in age of empires & the final battle is go

The main monster is like an h p lovecraft creation, but full power to dragon battles and CGI

Ta-lo is threatened by a dragon falling on it like lake town was in the hobbit - not LOTR - including a Bard the archer moment done by Katy with her newfound Hawkeye skills

Good wins over evil and that’s the end of the movie - and wong introduces shang chi and katy to Captain marvel and bruce banner so that they become part of the MKU proper. Excelsior!