Excelsior and hello my fellow Marvelers! As expected, the Teen Who Must Not Be Named is confirmed to be the reincarnation of a kid who turns into Wanda the Scarlet Witch's imaginary Wandavision son, Billy.
His comics name is Wiccan, and I wonder how long the recap will take.
By the point there are 33 minutes and 33 seconds left for the whole episode, counting the 4-odd minutes for the credits, I feel like all I'm hearing is Billy the Teen saying he's sorry over and over again. Polite.
Like the Red Hot Chili Peppers song By The Way I tried to say i'd be there, he is also a mind-reader. Hearing other people's thoughts is not as straightforward as the movies show it to be, because most of the time, our thoughts are extremely unpredictable, just like life itself.
The character of the fortune-telling clairvoyant prediction machine lady tells Billy before his reincarnation: "Enjoy the present. It's the only thing that's certain." I agree wholeheartedly. Hence, I practice 6hourism.
It's just my take on existentialist humanism, and I've written a lot about it in my book, A Life Afloat, which is about my travels and thoughts around India. On that note, I also wrote volume one of my science fiction series, An Android Awoke on Moon, both are linked below.
Self-promotion aside, the MCU and comics and superheroes and fantasy have enthralled me ever since I was a child, just like Pink Floyd sang in Comfortably Numb. As you can tell my fav music has stayed with
me throughout the decades of my life, and will probably do so till it is the end, my only friend, the end, to paraphrase The Doors, or Morrison.
Lengthy digressions and early onset dementia typos aside in my review on stck.me, I just want to give the best bringing up we can, as perfectly as possible. So, watching a couple watch their teenager lose his memory because he is now the son of a witch, is interesting, the best thing since wrestling, infesting in my mind and nesting, to quote Rap God Eminem.
Okay, so picking up from the minus 33 dot 33 mark, awaaaaaaaay we go!
Oh wait, a countdown reminds me that SpaceX launched the Europa Clipper on its way to Jupiter's icy moon, and Starship 5 was a success. Ad astra, fellow space exploration and human spaceflight enthusiasts!
Watch my thoughts on making life multiplanetary, to quote Elon Musk.
Meanwhile, back on Earth 616, Billy is trying to explain his new life to his boyfriend, and he refers to Wandavision as "some Avengers training exercise gone wrong." So now we have an in-universe explanation of that series, which was much better, in my humble opinion, but not for lack of trying by the Agatha All Along team kinda like the Rings of Power.
Check out my previous reviews of both series, one from the MCU and the other from the Tolkien Middle-Earth Universe, on my channel, thnx!
And we get our first MCU and X-Men crossover cameo! Evan Peters returns as Peter Maximoff from Wandavision and the X-Men movies, only as himself in this universe, playing a witch's puppet, Ralph Bohner.
When Teen returns home, his dad has fried potatoes in the air fryer, like we have started doing, except not potatoes, or taters, as Master Samwise Gamgee calls them when cooking rabbits for Frodo and himself. Not for Gollum, though, who wants to eat the rabbits raw, like the fish he eats, but it's okay, because fish don't have feelings, like Kurt Cobain sang.
Black Heart Witch is the Teen! If you've seen the previous Agatha All Along episodes, you know that the coven to walk the Witches' Road requires a black heart witch or wizard, which is what the Teen is referred to as by his boyfriend via emoji! Very nicely done! :D
We also learn his motive for joining Agatha - he wants to find his super-speeder brother, Tommy, who was alongside him when Wandavision ended, and the figments of Wanda's creations were scattered away.
Also, sharp-eyed Marvelers may have spotted Agatha wearing a Bohner Family Reunion T-shirt in the first episode when they were riffing Mare of Easttown. That ties in very neatly with Agatha "hijacking Ralph's life."
As an added double entendre innuendo pun, the slogan is "pitch a tent."
Which is about as far as we will reach in this episode, while the main witch and her former familiar pet Teen Billy Maximoff keep walking.
The autoplay option shows me Secret Invasion is next, which is one of the series I have reviewed in my videos. Check out my Marvel playlist, and comment your favorite and least favorite MCU titles! Adios, ciao!
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